Readers, a grave injustice has occurred. We demonstrably love the iPhone. A humble but essential gadget, it is the very essence of our modern lives, running through it like a river of relevance, pausing only at the delta of fun applications before rolling out to the sea of technology. In short, any act of violence visited upon an iPhone is an act of violence visited upon us, its humble sympathisers.
Imagine how our faces contorted in agony, then, when someone from Customer Services sent this video through:
(Disclaimer: Any iPhone owners who value them above things like jewellery, pets and family members should steel themselves before pressing play).