No matter what you read into it, the answer is simple! (These jokes are getting better and better, aren’t they?)
Of course, it was the Personalised Classics. Perfect for curling up on the sofa with this Christmas (though you’ll be technically be curling up with yourself, which is a little conceited).
Here’s the proof:
Have a look at today’s visual conundrum and stand a chance of winning the product pictured!