Armageddon USB Hub

Sometimes, when everything's going to pot, you've just lost that vital document that you spent the whole morning working on, and it's all got too much, there's only one thing for it.

You just have to turn the key, flip the switches and press The Red Button! Fortunately you only get a honking noise rather than world destruction, but it's deeply satisfying.

This decidedly stupid, but nevertheless useful, four port USB hub is the perfect accessory for desktop destruction.

Littering the desks of megalomaniac world leaders all over the globe, the Armageddon USB Hub (complete with four 2.0 ports) is guaranteed not to launch an inter-continental ballistic missiles, but will make you feel a lot better when you want to nuke your computer.

• Desktop destruction at your fingertips.
• A four port USB hub in the guise of an Armageddon control centre.
• The hub has two switches, one key to turn and a highly secure 'destroy' button.
• The ultimate destruction button is covered by a transparent box, marking its 'deadliness'.
• When the red button is pressed, a honking sound is released.
• Requires a USB port.
• Suitable for ages 14 years+.
• Size: 10 x 8 x 6.5cm.

The Armageddon Hub will not really destroy the world, your desk or anything else for that matter, it is a novelty product to make you smile.